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Tatiana Gerasimenkoдобавила заметку 2 месяца назад

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Когда у тебя слишком продвинутый муж

- Так, опять салат с майонезом! Сколько раз тебе повторять, что я его терпеть не могу? Оливковое масло и виноградный уксус - вот чем заправляют салаты.

- Поняла, милый, исправлюсь! Вот супчика поешь - наваристый на сахарной косточке.

- Нет, тебе точно надо волосы перекрасить, потому что ты по сути блондинка. Я устал тебе объяснять, что бульоны - это сплошной холестерин. Соусов на их основе чтобы тоже духу в моём доме не было!

- Хорошо, милый, как скажешь. Ну уж от пирожных бисквитных ты точно не откажешься. Такие вкусненькие. Я сама три штуки не заметила как уплела.

- Боже, застрелите меня! Небось, там яйца - это гольный холестерин, сахар, мука - а мука - тот же самый сахар. Да ещё и крем на сливочном масле, да?

- Ну я же тебя хотела порадовать😢

- Нет, ты скорой смерти моей хочешь! Так, я сейчас готовлю овощи на пару, а ты садишься, записываешь всё, чему я тебя учил и вешаешь на кухне у себя перед глазами. И как только в 21-ом веке люди могут быть такими тёмными?Ума не приложу! 😠

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Tatiana Gerasimenkoдобавила комментарий 2 месяца назад

НО я же хотела тебя порадовать...

Russ Sдобавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

Watta husband...

Tatiana Gerasimenkoдобавила комментарий 2 месяца назад

Да уж. А где перевод, Russ? 😉

Russ Sдобавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

coming soon. let me finish my Pilsner.

Russ Sдобавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

When your husband is too advanced (nutrition-wise).

Well, salad with mayo again? How many times have I told you that I can't stand it? The best and the healthier salad dressing is olive oil and balsamic vinegar!

Sure, honey, will try to improve my recipe. But would you try some soup, it's so rich with beef on the bone.

God, you need to dye your hair because you're thinking like a blonde! I'm tired of explaining to you that all those soups and broths are sheer cholesterol!
I don't want to see any oil-based sauce around my house!

Of cause, sweetie, so be it. But you won't say 'No' to home-made biscuits? They're so yummy. I ate 3 with a blink of an eye.

Jesus Christ, don't let me shot myself. I bet there are eggs - which is pure cholesterol, then sugar, flour which is the same as sugar. Oh, and there is buttercream, right?

Well, I just wanted to make you happy.

Russ Sдобавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

No, you are just wishing for my demise! Listen, I'm gonna make steamed veggie and you sit right here, write down the recipe, and put it on the kitchen's wall right in front of your stupid eyes!
Gosh, this is the 21st century, darling! How can people be so retarded/stupid? I don't get it!

Russ Sдобавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

Wait for Uly to validate. don't trust my drunk translations.

Tatiana Gerasimenkoдобавила комментарий 2 месяца назад

Uly не заглянул(((

🇺🇸 Uly 🐝добавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

In all fairness, Uly started translating this yesterday, but it’s like a movie script!))) I’ll post exactly what I wrote before looking at Russ’s translation (including the parts that I didn’t understand).

🇺🇸 Uly 🐝добавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

When your husband is too discerning/sophisticated

- Salad with mayonnaise again?! How many times do I have to tell you - I can't stomach that! Olive oil and red wine vinegar is the only thing that should ever go on a salad.
- Okay, honey, it won't happen again! Now eat your soup - meat on the bone in broth (??).
- I really think you need to dye your hair - you're a blond at heart. If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - bouillon is full of cholesterol. [не понимаю].
- Okay, babe, whatever you say! Surely you won't turn down some [не понял]. So yummy! [не понял].

🇺🇸 Uly 🐝добавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

- God, just shoot me! No doubt they have eggs, which are full of cholesterol, and sugar an flour. And when you eat flour, you might as well be eating sugar. And then there's cream in the butter, right?
- I just wanted to make you happy.
- No, you're trying to bury me before my time! I'm going to steam some vegetables and you just sit there and write down everything I taught you and then pin it up on the kitchen wall where you can see it. How people in the 21st century can be so uninformed is beyond me. I just can't wrap my head around it!

Tatiana Gerasimenkoдобавила комментарий 2 месяца назад

Russ, забыла спросонья Вас поблагодарить за участие. Исправляюсь: спасибо! 🙏♥️

Tatiana Gerasimenkoдобавила комментарий 2 месяца назад

Улий, я рада, что ты обратил внимание на мою заметку🙏♥️

Tatiana Gerasimenkoдобавила комментарий 2 месяца назад

Как хорошо, что есть перевод Расса - мне даже объяснять ничего не надо)))

🇺🇸 Uly 🐝добавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

Да!

Tatiana Gerasimenkoдобавила комментарий 2 месяца назад

Надеюсь на продолжение обсуждения))

Russ Sдобавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

Uly, whenever you have a minute, could you review my version and point at mistakes?

🇺🇸 Uly 🐝добавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

*point out my mistakes

🇺🇸 Uly 🐝добавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

When your husband is too advanced (nutrition-wise).

WHAT, salad with mayo again? How many times have I told you that I can't stand it? The best and the healthieST salad dressing is olive oil and RED WINE vinegar!

Sure, honey, I'LL try to DO BETTER. But would you try some soup - it's so NICE AND rich with beef on the bone.

God, you need to dye your hair because you're thinking like a blonde! I'm tired of explaining to you that all those soups and broths are sheer cholesterol!
I don't want to see any MORE oil-based sauceS IN my house!

Of COURSE, sweetie, so be it. But SURELY you won't say no to SOME HOMEMADE COOKIES. They're so yummy. I ate 3 IN THE blink of an eye.

Jesus Christ, JUST SHOOT ME. I bet THEY HAVE eggs, which is pure cholesterol, then sugar, flour, which is the same as sugar. Oh, and THEY HAVE buttercream, right?

Well, I just wanted to make you happy.

🇺🇸 Uly 🐝добавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

No, you"RE JUST OUT TO KILL ME! Listen, I'm gonna make steamed veggieS and you sit right here, write down the recipe, and put it on the kitchen's wall right in front of your stupid eyes!
Gosh, this is the 21st century, darling! How can people be so retarded/stupid? I don't get it!

Russ Sдобавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

thanks, +1 beer=4. we are approaching a six-pack.

Russ Sдобавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

you corrected "I bet there are eggs" to "I bet THEY HAVE eggs". What's wrong is saying "I bet there are eggs"?

🇺🇸 Uly 🐝добавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

THERE ARE is too general if you’re talking about a specific thing that CONTAINS, HAS eggs.

Russ Sдобавил комментарий 2 месяца назад

clear, thanks.

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