Tatiana Gerasimenkoдобавила заметку 4 года назад

НО я же хотела тебя порадовать...

Watta husband...

Да уж. А где перевод, Russ? 😉

coming soon. let me finish my Pilsner.

When your husband is too advanced (nutrition-wise).

Well, salad with mayo again? How many times have I told you that I can't stand it? The best and the healthier salad dressing is olive oil and balsamic vinegar!

Sure, honey, will try to improve my recipe. But would you try some soup, it's so rich with beef on the bone.

God, you need to dye your hair because you're thinking like a blonde! I'm tired of explaining to you that all those soups and broths are sheer cholesterol!
I don't want to see any oil-based sauce around my house!

Of cause, sweetie, so be it. But you won't say 'No' to home-made biscuits? They're so yummy. I ate 3 with a blink of an eye.

Jesus Christ, don't let me shot myself. I bet there are eggs - which is pure cholesterol, then sugar, flour which is the same as sugar. Oh, and there is buttercream, right?

Well, I just wanted to make you happy.

No, you are just wishing for my demise! Listen, I'm gonna make steamed veggie and you sit right here, write down the recipe, and put it on the kitchen's wall right in front of your stupid eyes!
Gosh, this is the 21st century, darling! How can people be so retarded/stupid? I don't get it!

Wait for Uly to validate. don't trust my drunk translations.

Uly не заглянул(((

In all fairness, Uly started translating this yesterday, but it’s like a movie script!))) I’ll post exactly what I wrote before looking at Russ’s translation (including the parts that I didn’t understand).

When your husband is too discerning/sophisticated

- Salad with mayonnaise again?! How many times do I have to tell you - I can't stomach that! Olive oil and red wine vinegar is the only thing that should ever go on a salad.
- Okay, honey, it won't happen again! Now eat your soup - meat on the bone in broth (??).
- I really think you need to dye your hair - you're a blond at heart. If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - bouillon is full of cholesterol. [не понимаю].
- Okay, babe, whatever you say! Surely you won't turn down some [не понял]. So yummy! [не понял].

- God, just shoot me! No doubt they have eggs, which are full of cholesterol, and sugar an flour. And when you eat flour, you might as well be eating sugar. And then there's cream in the butter, right?
- I just wanted to make you happy.
- No, you're trying to bury me before my time! I'm going to steam some vegetables and you just sit there and write down everything I taught you and then pin it up on the kitchen wall where you can see it. How people in the 21st century can be so uninformed is beyond me. I just can't wrap my head around it!

Russ, забыла спросонья Вас поблагодарить за участие. Исправляюсь: спасибо! 🙏♥️

Улий, я рада, что ты обратил внимание на мою заметку🙏♥️

Как хорошо, что есть перевод Расса - мне даже объяснять ничего не надо)))

Да!

Надеюсь на продолжение обсуждения))

Uly, whenever you have a minute, could you review my version and point at mistakes?

*point out my mistakes

When your husband is too advanced (nutrition-wise).

WHAT, salad with mayo again? How many times have I told you that I can't stand it? The best and the healthieST salad dressing is olive oil and RED WINE vinegar!

Sure, honey, I'LL try to DO BETTER. But would you try some soup - it's so NICE AND rich with beef on the bone.

God, you need to dye your hair because you're thinking like a blonde! I'm tired of explaining to you that all those soups and broths are sheer cholesterol!
I don't want to see any MORE oil-based sauceS IN my house!

Of COURSE, sweetie, so be it. But SURELY you won't say no to SOME HOMEMADE COOKIES. They're so yummy. I ate 3 IN THE blink of an eye.

Jesus Christ, JUST SHOOT ME. I bet THEY HAVE eggs, which is pure cholesterol, then sugar, flour, which is the same as sugar. Oh, and THEY HAVE buttercream, right?

Well, I just wanted to make you happy.

No, you"RE JUST OUT TO KILL ME! Listen, I'm gonna make steamed veggieS and you sit right here, write down the recipe, and put it on the kitchen's wall right in front of your stupid eyes!
Gosh, this is the 21st century, darling! How can people be so retarded/stupid? I don't get it!

thanks, +1 beer=4. we are approaching a six-pack.

you corrected "I bet there are eggs" to "I bet THEY HAVE eggs". What's wrong is saying "I bet there are eggs"?

THERE ARE is too general if you’re talking about a specific thing that CONTAINS, HAS eggs.

clear, thanks.