She looked gorgeous. Her red hair spilled down over her porcelain shoulders and tumbled over her navy, strapless dress. The skirt was trimmed with pretty off-white lace, but I was having trouble taking my eyes off her cleavage. She was definitely more well endowed than I was, and she wasn’t afraid to flaunt it.

-A little daring, don’t you think?

-Absolutely

-No wardrobe malfunctions tonight?

-No malfunctions here! If these babies come out, it’ll be on purpose.