Однажды утром Гари подошел к своей маме и сказал, что его в школе все не любят. Его мама ответила, что проблема в нем и ему нужно меняться. Но Гари меняться не захотел, потому что очень стар и сказал, что в школу он не хочет. Но мама сказала, что в школу идти надо, ведь он директор школы
Once, Harry came up to his mom and said that everyone hated him at school. His mom replied that he was the problem and had to change. But Harry didn't want to change, because he was very old and then said he didn't want to go to school. But mom said that he had to, because he was the principal.
Вообще, анекдот звучит гораздо менее мудрено:
A mom calls out to her son "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school."
The son replies, "Mom I don't want to go to school!
The teachers and students hate me!
Give me one reason I should go!"
The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"