Americans are like a box of chocolates; some are piss-poor, some are filthy-rich, some are dumb as a stump, while others are regular Einsteins. Some will rob you blind just as soon as look at you, while others are holier-than-thou and think their shit don’t stink.

Americans come in all shapes and sizes; you have poor ones, rich ones, stupid ones, highly intelligent ones, crooked ones and (self-)righteous ones.