🇺🇸 Uly 🐝added a comment 5 years ago
I always remember things wrong and end up doing exactly what I wasn’t suppose to do; if they tell me to come an hour early, I show up an hour late. When my wife sends me to buy skim milk, I buy whole milk by accident. If my boss tells me not to mention any type of discount at a meeting with new clients, it’s the first thing I talk about at the meeting.