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grumbler

grumbleradded a note 2 года назад
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Это я что-то не понимаю или это воинствующая неграмотность наступает со всех сторон?

Яндекс Директ. Реклама на Эхо Москвы - https://echo.msk.ru/

grumbleradded a note 2 года назад
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I like this "if you are lucky enough to look under 25".

grumbleradded a note 3 года назад
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Куда все подевались?

Оставили меня одного за всех отдуваться...

Забанили что-ли всех за бесконечные склоки?

grumbleradded a note 3 года назад
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https://www.lingvolive.com/ru-ru/community/posts/1353432

https://www.lingvolive.com/ru-ru/profile/fc946838-4c5f-4b5a-872d-79ba15c8d5b2/translations

55 переводов за полчаса на четырех (как минимум) языках.

Stephen L воскрес?

grumbleradded a note 4 года назад
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Это я один мучаюсь, "повторяя попытку позднее" по нескольку раз, или не только я?

grumbleradded a note 5 лет назад
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Punography (https://www.lingvolive.com/ru-ru/translate/en-ru/pun)

I think this deserves publishing on the language forum.

I am not saying that I understand of of them, especially at this time of the day, but some are funny.

grumbleradded a note 5 лет назад
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"I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change." (Ken Cheng)

- A joke about the new pound coin has been named the funniest of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40999000

Some other funniest jokes from the Fringe

2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle

3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle

4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz

5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field

6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons

7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin

8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne

9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel

10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King

11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes

12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff

13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang

14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess

15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine

To be honest, some I don't understand, some don't find funny.

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grumbleradded a note 5 лет назад
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Encouraged by the request "Начальство не опаздывает, оно задерживается" https://www.lingvolive.com/ru-ru/community/posts/986941, I decided to post more rules (courtesy of http://jokes4u.mycybernet.ca/boss.htm)

Rule 1: The Boss is always right!

Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, RULE 1 becomes immediately operative.

Rule 3: The boss does not sleep; he rests.

Rule 4: The Boss is never late; he is delayed elsewhere.

Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work; his attention is required elsewhere.

Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office; he studies.

Rule 7: The Boss never takes liberties with his secretary; he educates her.

Rule 8: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.

Rule 9: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.

Rule 10: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not; return to rule 1.

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