
Jonathan Ross Hangs Up On Jeremy Clarkson!
ΠΠΆΠΎΠ½Π°ΡΠ°Π½ Π±ΡΠΎΡΠ°Π΅Ρ/Π²Π΅ΡΠ°Π΅Ρ ΡΡΡΠ±ΠΊΡ Π²ΠΎ Π²ΡΠ΅ΠΌΡ ΡΠ΅Π»Π΅ΡΠΎΠ½Π½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΠ°Π·Π³ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΡΠ° Ρ ΠΠΆΠ΅ΡΠ΅ΠΌΠΈ.

ΠΠΎΠ½Π΅ΡΠ½ΠΎ, ΠΌΠ½Π΅ Π±Ρ Ρ ΠΎΡΠ΅Π»ΠΎΡΡ ΠΏΠΎΠΏΡΠΎΠ±ΠΎΠ²Π°ΡΡ ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ ΠΊ ΠΏΡΠΈΠΌΠ΅ΡΡ Π² ΡΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅ Π°ΠΉΡΠΈ ΡΠ΅Ρ Π½ΠΎΠ»ΠΎΠ³ΠΈΠΉ, Π½ΠΎ ΠΈΠ· Π·Π° Π½Π΅Ρ Π²Π°ΡΠΊΠΈ Π²ΡΠ΅ΠΌΠ΅Π½ΠΈ ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ° ΡΡΠΎ Π½Π΅Π²ΠΎΠ·ΠΌΠΎΠΆΠ½ΠΎ
Of course, I'd like to try my hand at IT, for example, but due to a lack of time, this is impossible for the time being.

ΠΠ΅ΡΡΠ° ΡΠ±ΡΠ»Π°ΡΡ. ΠΠΎΡ Π²ΡΠΏΠΎΠΌΠ½ΠΈΡΡ Π±Ρ, ΠΊΠ°ΠΊΠ°Ρ...
My dream came true. Now if only I could remember what it wasβ¦

ΠΠ°ΠΊ ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΠΈΠ» Π½Π° ΡΠ»Π°Π±ΠΎΡΡΠΈ ΡΡ ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΡ.
So much energy goes into weakness/being weak.

ΠΡΠ΅ΠΌ ΠΆΠ΅Π½ΡΠΈΠ½Π°ΠΌ, ΠΊΡΠΎ ΠΎΡΠΊΠ°Π·Π°Π» ΠΌΠ½Π΅: β ΠΡΡ Π²Ρ!
All you women who blew me off β eat your hearts out!

Π‘ΠΊΠ»Π΅ΡΠΎΠ·: Π²ΡΠ΅ΡΠ° ΡΡΡΡ ΡΡΠ΅Π·Π²ΡΠΌ Π½Π΅ ΡΠ»ΡΠ³ΡΡ.
Last night, I almost forgot to drink my nightcap and almost went to be sober β I hope itβs not Alzheimerβs!

ΠΡ ΡΡΠΈΠΆΠ΄Ρ Π²ΡΠΏΠΈΠ»ΠΈ, ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ° ΠΈΡΠΊΠ°Π»ΠΈ ΠΏΠΎΠ²ΠΎΠ΄.
We knocked back three shots/drinks before deciding what exactly we were drinking TO.

ΠΠ°ΠΌ ΠΊΠΎΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠ°Π·Ρ, ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅ ΠΈΠ»ΠΈ Π½Π°ΡΠΈΠ³?
ΠΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π²ΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ² ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ° Π½Π΅Ρ
Do you want your coffee right away, later on, or do you not give a hoot/fig/shit?

ΠΠ΄Π½Π°ΠΆΠ΄Ρ Π² Π³ΠΎΡΠΎΠ΄Π΅ N ΠΆΠΈΠ»Π° Π΄Π΅Π²ΠΎΡΠΊΠ° ΠΠ½Ρ ΠΈ Π΅ΠΉ Π±ΡΠ»ΠΎ 15 Π»Π΅Ρ.
Once upon a time lived this girl, Anya, in the city of N... she was 15.

ΠΡ ΡΡΠΆΠΈΠ΅ Π½Π° ΡΡΠΎΠΌ ΠΏΡΠ°Π·Π΄Π½ΠΈΠΊΠ΅ ΠΆΠΈΠ·Π½ΠΈ.
We're (clearly/definitely) out of our element (at this hootenanny/party/shindig)(we call life)).